Every Rose Has A Thorn: Methos Play With Poison


Title: Methos Plays With Poison
Rating: Adult - Romance/Action
Characters: Duncan, Joe, Methos, OFC, OMC
Summary: X-over Cold Squad. Methos meets a pre-Immmortal who is being hunted by an old acquaintance of his.

"Aw, c'mon," the voice was exasperated, "you could at least act like you're enjoying yourself."

Simon Ross resisted the urge to roll his eyes at his partner.

"The most fun I've had in say, oh, a thousand years." His partner heard the sarcasm and shook his head, "Well, should you decide to make an attempt at an enjoyable afternoon, I will be at that stage over there." He pointed and took off. Simon sighed and surveyed his surroundings for the hundredth time that day,

" I WISH the medieval era had smelled this good," he muttered so nobody could hear. The yearly Renaissance Fest was a phenomenon Simon had long ago accepted and vowed never to go to. After all, he hadn't liked the middle ages when they had happened, why go someplace to reenact them? But Eddie and the rest of the squad had bullied him into joining them this afternoon. As it was, he was fast discovering why people did frequent the fairs. They were nothing close to the original product. The rank odor of human waste rotting with yesterdays (and last months) garbage was decidedly lacking. The "knights" roaming around were considerably more chivalrous and the "gypsies" quite a bit more honest. Good food was far more readily available and far more trustworthy in the age of the FDA. Simon silently thanked whatever god was listening for that particular institution. No, he decided, had everyone been this healthy and prosperous then he might have thought about making a yearly pilgrimage to the "renfest." Shaking his head, he went off to enjoy bothering Eddie, his enthusiastic teammate, some more.

"Explain to me again what I am doing here instead of at home with a Guinness and Ovid."

"You ARE kidding, right?" was the only response. Simon neglected to mention that it was his umpteenth time through "The Erotic Poems." What Eddie didn't know probably made him a happier man. In his experience, and five thousand years was a fair amount of experience, mortals were far better off being blissfully unaware of the fact that immortality existed in any form. Gradually, Simon noticed that Eddie hadn't even blinked in response to his query. Amused, Simon turned to find out what could possibly be so enthralling.

---

Arica finished the dance and let the crowd's rowdy, appreciative applause envelope her senses. Today was the kind of day she never got greedy enough to ask for. The air was crisp but not cold and the trees had just acquired their gold-hued leaves. Arica waited all year long for that gold to come. It was a Saturday, which meant large crowds of relaxed patrons. She was indulging in her yearly hobby, dancing and performing at Vancouver's RenFest. Come Monday it would be back to the art museum, procuring new pieces. For now, though, the applause was spectacular. Arica curtsied with a flourish and left the stage.

---

She curtsied perfectly. He'd been watching the massacre of medieval etiquette all day long, but this girl had it down. He shrugged mentally.

"Wanna beer?" Simon asked. Eddie nodded and they headed off to the nearest concession stand.

Eddie carried the beers over to the table. Simon took a sip and grimaced. Budweiser. Ah well. Simon narrowed his eyes as he felt a slight disorientation. He looked up to see Jeff offering the dancer a drink. So, she was pre-immortal. He sighed, the boyscout's ethics once again intruding on his once perfectly happy, if somewhat lonely, existence. He'd have to keep an eye on this one.

"Well, milord, I'd be a fool to turn down a free drink, would I not?" she said with a slight laugh. Simon looked up and decided that keeping an eye on this particular pre-immie might not be so bad. She was decidedly stunning. Her smile made the deep violet blue of her eyes brilliant and accentuated the high cheekbones in her perfectly oval face. Rich, curly brown hair fell to her shoulder blades. Simon had to look down at her in all her five foot glory. She had the tiny, muscular body he had come to reconcile with dancers. Simon shook his head inwardly and resolved to pay attention.

---

"Pleasure to have you join us, milady.....?" he said, the last part slightly ironic and very much an inquiry as to her name. He worked not to kick himself, torn between being amazed and nauseous at his puppy-like behavior. She liked his voice. It was smooth and had a hint of...English? Welsh? Arica wasn't sure. DAAM but he was good looking. Tall with patrician features and aristocratic nose. It was the eyes she was intrigued with though. They were hazel and the eyes of a young, if perpetual, bachelor. However, underneath lied....well, she wasn't quite sure, but it promised to be interesting. They reminded her of her adoptive father's eyes...odd. She smiled,

"Skyler, Arica Skyler." She raised her eyebrows and waited for him to reciprocate. He did,

"Ross, Simon Ross."

"So, milord Ross, what brings you to us on this fine day?"

---

Three hours, countless beers and several literary conversations later Simon watched himself wrap his trenchcoat around the shivering girl. She drowned in it causing him to smile. What the hell are you doing, Methos? He addressed himself by his true name, the one only a select few were privy to. He prayed devoutly she wouldn't feel the Ivanhoe hiding in the linings or he could have some explaining to do. He was never chivalrous, NEVER. And yet, there was something about the girl...he couldn't sit there and watch her freeze any longer. Great, I make it five thousand years and then lose it, just wonderful. The squad had long since left the grounds and people all over were starting to pack up their respective wares. He had stayed to enjoy this girl's sharp sense of humor, appreciation of historical significance and insightfulness.

"I must flee milord...." Methos thought he saw a look of regret. Maybe he was just being hopeful. He didn't pause to consider the implications of that. She was still speaking,

"Meet with me again."

---

Even to her it sounded impulsive. She smiled, "If you're wondering, I'm not I'm not planning on stuttering or taking it back."

"OK." Hell, honesty like that deserved some reward.

"Fantastic, I'm going riding next weekend, do you ride?" Horses, Methos thought, it would have to be horses. After he had given up being Death on a horse, he had attempted to give up the "on a horse" part altogether. There was a reason he had traveled Europe on foot for the better part of the last millennium.

"Riding it is." What was it Ovid had called lust? A wild handful....She gave another curtsy. In a rare moment, lacking his customary cynicism, he took her hand and briefly pressed his lips to it. Her eyes widened slightly and he forgot to be mad at himself.

---

"So," Eddie started and Simon knew something was up, "How was the date?" Simon lifted his eyebrows and acquired that innocent post grad student look he had perfected in his years as Adam Pierson,

"Date?"

"Uh huh Ross, did you really think that after your staying for THREE HOURS with the girl on Saturday that a squad of investigators wouldn't bother to find out what your next move was?"

"The squad Eddie, or you?"

"You're avoiding the question."

"So are you." Simon won the silence-battle that ensued. He wasn't surprised, Eddie had yet to develop the virtue referred to as 'patience.'

"OK, fine, but I WILL find out. She's the first thing that has made you show any interest, besides beer, since the day you showed up." Simon smirked at the kid as he left, but when alone he let a look of bemusement cover his face. Was that what he was doing? Showing interest? It was hardly his intent. Arica was nice enough, sure. When she laughed she made you believe that the world wasn't so bad after all. And she laughed a lot. He could carry on intelligent conversations with him for hours, which was definitely a plus. The best part was, though, that when he had come to the stables, she had somehow intuitively known that horses weren't his thing. She had pretended her horse was lame (Methos knew enough about horses to know the horse was anything but lame) and they had gone out for a drink. Thoughtfulness like that was few and far between to his knowledge. Nonetheless, the fact that she was all these things mattered not. He had asked her to dinner after the horse fiasco in order to keep an eye on her and her impending immortality. Mac would be so proud, he grimaced. He would have to call and yell at the Highlander about something, anything to let his displeasure be known. It wasn't bad enough that he was stuck looking after some baby girl because of the conscience Mac seemed to have found in him, now he had Eddie all over him in Richie-like curiosity. Simon sighed and turned back to the case he had been working on before the interruption.

---

Arica whistled as she walked to the mailbox. She had long ago accepted her complete lack of a voice and settled on her incredible ability to whistle even the most complex of symphonies. Her father used to tell her she had been a bird in her past life. She had always laughed at that, but it was one of the first nice things anyone had ever said to her. The first was when she was thirteen. She had just met him at the time. He had thought she was sleeping at the time and he had said, "You're very strong little one, very strong." That night the nightmares that had always come were held at bay.

She reached the mailbox and saw that it was quite full. There was a package sticking out of the small box. Arica furrowed her brows, she wasn't expecting anything.... It was probably from Kennedy, her best friend in college. There was no return address but the postage was for a package from the United States and Kennedy had moved out there after graduation the year before. Arica managed rather gracefully to maneuver herself into the house, mail and all without dropping a thing. She placed everything on the kitchen counter and returned with a knife, slitting open the package with rapt curiosity. What she saw almost made her scream.

"Calm down Arica," she commanded herself out loud. When the shaking in her hands had calmed down to a tremor she carefully lifted out the sharp silver piece in the envelope. The carvings on it were burned into her mind. They were those of the carvings that had graced her father's most prized possession, a centuries old sword. He used to tell her it had belonged to the family so long that nobody knew whom the original owner had been. In the six years since his death she had wondered where the sword had gone. At first she had been too distraught to think of anything. Some men she had never seen before had shown up at the house and told her that it had been his wish to be cremated, they showed her some papers and Arica could do nothing but nod her head and let them take the body. He had told her where his will was should anything happen to him so she had called up the number he had left with the will, Arica assumed it was for a lawyer and the man who she contacted came and took care of the rest for her. After the initial shock and depression, Arica had gone back to school and worked day and night to make up for the semester she had lost in grieving. Everything she did was to make her father proud, she felt him everywhere. By the time she had gotten around to thinking about things outside of thesis papers and a diploma she had to assume the sword had been missing for a long time. She had searched the house to no avail. Finally she put it in the back of her mind and hoped it would show up one day.

Not like this, though. Arica sat with the cold steel held tightly in her hands and tried to think of her next move. What did this mean? Why send the sword to her at all? for that matter, why send only a piece of it? How had the person gotten the sword? The only logical answer to the last question that came to mind was that the same person who had murdered her father was the one sending this to her now.

Arica placed the sword fragment back in its envelope, grabbed her keys and ran out the back door.

---

The sergeant was looking at her like she was crazy.

"You mean to tell me that you want us to open up a case that was closed five years ago because someone sent you part of one of your father's possessions."

"That pretty much covers it...yep." Arica could have bit herself. She knew that being sarcastic never helped anything but she was tired of being treated like an idiot. The man had been doing it for roughly two hours now, three, if you counted all the time he had made her wait.

"Look ma'am," the ma'am was sarcastic, "The only thing I can tell you is that I'll refer the case down to the Cold Squad, they'll contact you if they find anything." He didn't bother to hide the doubt in his voice. Arica put on her most gracious smile,

"Thank you so much sir, you've been such an immense help," her voice dripped honey. She didn't need to look back to see the sergeant's frustrated glare.

---

Methos closed his eyes and told himself to focus. When he reopened them he attempted for the third time in the last hour to actually concentrate on the file in front of him. After a minute he let out a frustrated breath and set the folder aside with the last four into the "to be looked at later" pile.

It was Tuesday. Arica had disappeared last Monday without so much as leaving a voice mail message. You couldn't have kept track of one girl? She's fine. She's a big girl. Well, at least in mortal terms. She had probably left for a business trip. After all, there would be no reason to tell him something like that. They weren't close. They had only met twice, for chrissake's.

Having come to this conclusion he grabbed the next folder and began to read. A minute later he had moved onto the next file, every bit as distracted as before. He skimmed the top, not really expecting to find this file any more interesting than the last five.

Wait a minute....Methos read the name of the victim again. Andrew Skyler. Skyler?? He flipped the cover closed to look at the date on which the case was sent up to be reopened. The date corresponded with the day Arica had vanished. Not sure if he had been expecting that or not, Methos started to read the details of the case.

It was two hours later when he closed the folder. Andrew Skyler had been decapitated. At first Methos had been amazed that the watchers had gotten sloppy enough to allow this to leak to the police. Then he had read something that left him feeling vaguely sick. Arica had found the body. Methos sat back and set up the scene in his mind. He attempted to leave a little bit of his finely honed cynicism behind. To him a headless body was an everyday occurrence, or had been for a long long time. Not for her it wouldn't be. She must have been horrified beyond what he could possibly conjure. To come home one day and find a loved one in that state... She must have arrived at the house immediately after the other immortal had left. They might have even passed each other on the way. He was beginning to understand the wistfulness and silent grief he had heard in her tones whenever she spoke of the man. Surely he had begun to teach her the things a mentor would teach. He wondered if many immortals were attracted to these pre-immortals, being deprived of children. He turned back and shuffled through the papers. Had he seen this file five years ago he would have dismissed it as a consequence of The Game. However, The Game said nothing about sending relatives of the deceased, pre-immortal or no, fragments of the deceased's weapon. There was a contact number on the file. It was an American zip code, but it said that Arica could be reached there, so he picked up the phone and started dialing.

---

"Hello?"

"Hello, I was told that Arica Skyler could be reached at this number."

"May I ask who is calling?"

"Simon Ross."

Kennedy placed her hand over the receiver. "Ar, sweetheart, there's a guy on the line says his name is Simon Ross, you wanna talk?" Arica looked up in confusion. How the hell had Ross found her here? After a minute she decided that she was glad he had.

"Sure." She walked over to where Kennedy stood and picked up the phone. "How did you find me?"

"Hello, Simon, nice to hear from you too...." Methos didn't bother to disguise the sarcasm.

"The pleasantries can wait."

"In that case, I work for the cold squad division of the Vancouver PD, I was reading some files...."

"You have got to be shitting me. The world is suddenly feeling almost claustrophobic. You're serious?" He could hear the hopeful doubt.

"Absolutely. I need to talk to you about your father. Tell me everything you know, the file doesn't say much."

"I...I didn't think I'd be talking to you about this...I don't think I CAN talk about it...it's just not..." she broke off and he thought he heard a small sob wrenched from her. Suddenly he was wondering how he managed to avoid being crowned asshole of the year.

"I'm sorry, Arica. I didn't mean to be so abrupt. It's just...this is my job, and I can help you, but I need to talk to you about your father. Where are you?

"I'll come to you. Where do you want to meet?"

"Do you know where Joe's is? It's a blue's bar."

"Yeah, I've been. I'll see you there at seven o' clock. Bye." She hung up without giving him time to respond.

"I've never seen you this upset." Kennedy's voice penetrated the hurricane in Arica's mind. "Who is this guy who managed to get you to meet with him?"

"I met him a couple of weeks ago at the renfest, evidently he works for the police. He says he knows something about dad's case."

"Why didn't you mention him before? Do you trust him?" Arica shrugged in response to both questions.

"I don't know."

"I could go with you..." Arica smiled at her friend's offer. Crossing the room she pulled Kennedy tight to her.

"Thanks for letting me stay here this week. Thank Will for me too. I appreciate the offer, but I think I'm gonna pass." She paused, "Have you ever met someone and known right away that no matter what kind of person they were or might have been they weren't going to hurt you?" Kennedy nodded, finding her friend's revelations intriguing. As far as she knew, Arica had never been in a relationship that extended beyond enjoying the other person's companionship and "bedtime habits" as Arica was wont to phrase it. Kennedy didn't want to read too much into this, after all they had only met a couple of weeks ago, and yet....she nodded at Arica in an indication for her to continue. "This guy is no eagle scout, that's for sure. He reminds me in odd ways of my father. I think it has to do with the knowledge I sense behind his eyes. I just feel safe when I'm around him. Fuck, this thing with my dad is driving me crazy...."

"Or maybe it's bringing you to your senses for the first time ever." Arica stared at Kennedy in open shock. "C'mon, you need to get going if you're gonna make it by seven."

---

"Whoa, talk about long time no see pal." The bar tender opened the bottle of imported beer and leaned on the bar next to where Methos sat.

"Sorry Joe, life has been...interesting."

"Is that why you came here? I would like to think I know you better." It was said rather pointedly.

"Try not to laugh too hard, I'm meeting someone. A girl." Joe raised his eyebrows and Methos resigned himself to telling Joe at least part of the story. He decided to take the easy path and tell Joe about Arica's impending immortality.

"You want me to believe that you are watching over this girl strictly because she will enter The Game at some point? Give me a little credit, Pierson, Ross, whoever the hell you are."

"Ross and you can believe whatever you want. There is more, but for the moment, I think I should keep you out of it." He had barely finished his words when he felt Arica's faint but already-familiar signature presence. He stood and waved. With a small nod of her head, she advanced towards the bar.

---

The strain was apparent, Methos noted as she wove her way to the bar. Nothing particularly telling, just a little bit more wariness in her eyes, a kind of tenseness in her movement, that hadn't been there before. Methos pushed aside his sudden urge to rub her shoulders and take away some of the worry. You need to get more sleep...

When she had reached them at the bar he gave a small nod acknowledging her presence and cocked his head towards where his friend stood,

"Arica Skyler, Joe Dawson. Joe, Arica."

"Nice place you have here Mr. Dawson" Joe practically lit up. He favored her with his best smile,

"It's Joe and you are welcome back anytime. Just tell me if you need something." With that Methos stood and led them back to a small table in the corner where they could speak.

She was no sooner seated than she asked,

"OK, what have you found? Why is it so important that I tell you these things? She paused, let out a breath. "I'm sorry." She gave him a wan smile. "My former personality seems to have taken some time off without giving notice. Thank you for calling me, I've been waiting to hear from someone-"

"For over a week, I know. Look, Arica, there's no tactful way to go about this, I need to know a lot more about your father than that file tells me...and a lot more about the day he died."

"Right." She nodded. Methos noticed the beer in her hand trembling slightly. "Of course, could you ask a more specific question, give me someplace to start?"

"Why don't we start with any friends or family that you knew of." He was perfectly well aware there was no other family, but it would have seemed odd not to ask.

"He was kind of a loner." Methos waited, he could be patient when he wanted. "He used to say I was all he needed." She laughed a little uneasily. "He did have some coworkers..." Methos could have cared less, he doubted the man had worked with another immortal.

"That's great, tell me about that." He wanted to know about her relationship to the dead immortal, but if she kept talking, they'd eventually get to it.

---

Eventually came about two hours and four beers later. It had occurred to Methos that he should have stopped her, or at least slowed her down.

"Did you know that I was adopted?" Methos was glad she didn't wait for an answer, he didn't really want to lie. "I don't remember having biological parents, I must have, but he people at the orphanage said I was just left there one day, 'a gift.'" She paused to roll her eyes.

Vancouver, 1984

The small girl's hands trembled as the oh-so-perfect couple ran up the stairs to greet her. They were so nice that first day. She wasn't surprised when it didn't last though. The trip back to the orphanage when the couple found out they could have "real" kids was almost a relief. There at least the other kids didn't ignore her.

The second couple was not so perfect, which was fine by the girl. They made it clear from the beginning that she was to be the Band-Aid over their marriage wounds. She figured later that she must have been the generic kind because the divorce occurred less than a year after she came to live with them. She didn't pay attention to the specifics, it didn't really matter where she ended up. Or that was what she had thought.

After a couple of weeks with the man, she had learned to respond to the mantra "stupid bitch." There were others, some more creative, some less, but that was his favorite. Over and over again she told herself it didn't matter. Deep inside she wondered if that was why nobody wanted her. She tried to keep the house clean and do things to please the man, but nothing was ever quite right. Or right at all, for that matter. So she let him yell and lost herself in school and books. One night, she was getting ready to turn the lights out when he came back. It was early for him to be home, he usually stayed at the bars until long after she was enveloped in nightmares. Not that night. She could smell the liquor emanating from his entire body. She wasn't prepared for the fist that came at her. She threw her hands over her head and prayed frantically that he wouldn't kill her. Pain exploded in her chest. She felt the buckle of his belt rip the skin of her arms away and she struggled to stay conscious. It could have been no more than ten minutes later when he fell to the floor in a dead faint. She got on her feet and stumbled towards the door not caring where she was going, just so it was far away from there.

She was small and it was easy to fold her body up in the small crevices of alleyways and hide. She did this for almost a week. It was late November, though, and Vancouver's temperatures had dropped below comfort level. The girl's hunger had turned into a dull throbbing in the center of her body. Constant and painful. Breathing was difficult, she was pretty sure several ribs were broken, and the gashes from the belt had become infected days before. Desperate, she dragged herself to the biggest mall in the surrounding area clutching her singular weapon, a swiss army knife. She sat in the corner of the food court, easily pulling herself out of sight of the shoppers and waited for a target to come into sight. He did. He looked like a young Obi-Wan Kenobi. He had the beard and that same aura of calm about him. He had been in the food court for almost as long as the girl, reading and watching others. Mostly children. He had on expensive and tasteful clothes. He could afford to pay for a couple of her meals. She waited till he got up and followed him out. Soon enough she found the two of them on a secluded street.

She pulled the knife and in her best guise of confidence demanded his money. He smiled ruefully and moved towards her. Three seconds later she was being held firmly with a hand pressed against her mouth. She didn't even remember losing the knife. She started to struggle, desperate to stay out of the system, no matter what the cost. Her struggles propelled her injured ribs further against the man's arms. The world got a little fuzzy and then disappeared completely. She woke up in a strange room and tried immediately to sit up. Warm hands gently pushed her back against the bedding. She noticed the IV needles in her arms and looked up at the man she had tried to rob trying not to show fear and confusion. She knew she was probably failing miserably.

"You're OK." He had a soft British accent and he spoke real soothingly. "You had a couple of broken ribs, your gashes were infected and you were malnourished, nothing too serious. What's your name?" The fact that he was being nice was calming, but there was no way in hell she was giving him her name and letting him take her back to where she had run from. She heard her voice,

"Look, I appreciate you taking me here and getting me all fixed up. I know you coulda just dumped me in the alley, hell, you probably should have, but I'm not giving you my name so that you can give me back to the shithole I escaped from." She was using the profanity as a barrier and he didn't even blink.

"Get some more sleep, we'll talk about this when you're fully rested."

After a week she was eating solid foods and more than ready to be discharged. Right before she was about to sign out he showed up in her room with her social worker. Her first instinct was to bolt. She made myself take a deep breath and say calmly,

"I will kill myself before I go back there." The social worker laughed, "I hate to interrupt on the melodrama, but you don't have to go back, Mr. Skyler has offered to foster you if you are willing to accept." She had to sit down on the bed. She looked straight at him.

"Forgive me for questioning your sanity." He politely asked the social worker if he could be left alone with the girl. "How did you find out who I was?" the girl blurted out.

"I checked state missing files, but that really isn't the issue here." It wasn't, but she didn't want to face the issue. She made herself.

"Why do you want me? I tried to rob you, I treated you rudely after you brought me to the hospital and made sure I was safe, you stayed here this entire time and I'm still not being nice, what the hell do I have that you want?" He sat down across from her.

"Call me crazy, but I think you had your reasons for your attempted robbery, if the condition you were in is any indication. I'm not asking you to live with me forever and take care of me in my old age. I'm asking you to give this a try. If nothing else you'll get a warm bed and regular meals out of the deal. In the best of situations, we might actually come to like each other." It crossed her mind that he hadn't really answered the question, but he had a good point, and it was a better option than any other she seemed to have at the moment.

Present Day

"We were together five years. He taught me how to ride horses, burn marshmallows to perfection, introduced me to Shakespeare, comforted me when I cut my hair too short, went shopping with me for my first formal, gave me the puppy I have had for eight years, went to every single tedious dance recital, and told me he loved me every day." She looked up and he saw the moisture streaking down her face. "I got into the local university on scholarship, and left the fall after graduation. I came home almost every weekend. It wasn't that I didn't have friends, just that he was the person I wanted to be with more than anyone in the world." She took a deep breath. "I came home one Friday afternoon, and things were so quiet, I thought maybe he had run out to the market or something. I walked into the living room....there was blood everywhere, I remember thinking things were charred, but that must have been my perception. I couldn't stop screaming. I don't even remember calling the police, but they say that I did...." She looked at Methos,

"Have you ever seen someone decapitated? I couldn't sleep for months, I lost an entire semester of my life." She clutched her fingers tightly to the table.

"Simon?" Her voice sounded somewhat distant.

"Yes?"

"I think I'm gonna be sick." Luckily the bar was completely empty at this point, having closed hours ago. Methos got up with superhuman speed and practically flew her to the women's restroom. They made it just in time and he waited for the sickness to pass. When he sensed it being near he went and ran cool water in the sink. He made a compress of paper towels and sat down beside her.

"I'm sorry," she mumbled, almost inaudibly as he put the paper towels to her face.

"Shhh, it's ok, it's been a long night." She nodded her assent and leaned into him. It was only seconds later that she was fast asleep. Methos sighed. Great, one girl, out cold in his arms who, as far as he knew could have lived in Alaska. You could write the handbook on akward situations at this point. He readjusted her position and picked her up in his arms. There wasn't really much he could do. He couldn't stick her in some hotel to wake up by herself and he had no clue where this friend was that she had stayed with, so that left one option. The dojo. Methos said goodnight to Joe, blatantly ignoring the girl sleeping in his arms, and headed for his temporary home.

---

"MacLeod," came the greeting from the other side of the line.

"The next time we meet, only one of us walks away." Methos wasn't sure whether he was kidding. He was sore and grumpy from having slept on the couch all night and exhausted from waking up every hour or so to check on Arica. He had decided while in the shower that it would be far more amusing to yell at Mac than to continually berate himself for being an idiot.

"I've missed you too," the soft burr grated on Methos' brain. "Tell me, what could I have POSSIBLY done, having been halfway around the world from you this past year."

"I don't claim to understand how you've managed it, but I seem to have taken on guardianship of a pre-immortal. Or something like that, anyway." Methos waited for the laughter. He wasn't disappointed. "Before you I was relatively sane. And my priorities were definitely a lot straighter."

"Oh?" The tone betrayed amusement.

"Yes, I wouldn't have given a shit whether this mystery immortal wanted to kill her. Hell, he could have pimped her for all the thought I'd have given it. After all, there can be only one. When precisely did you get me to leave behind my very carefully cultivated selfishness?"

"Whoa, slow down. Mystery immortal? Who is this girl? How did you meet her? Does she know?" Methos collapsed onto the disheveled couch and told the whole story, from the renfest to "tucking her in" the night before. The minute he finished he had to question his motives in doing so. Mac was gonna have a picnic with the upheaval in his life. "You're in love with her," the awe in the voice was no less clear than it would have been had the two men been facing each other.

"And you're nuts."

"Methos, the last time you roused up the inertia to give a DAAM about anything was to save me from Kronos. Maybe I'm flattering myself, but I think the fact that you found the motivation to even pursue the case had to be a sign of interest."

"Funny, I took it as a sign that I seem to have listened to your insensate drivel about helping others."

"While I'm sure I'll feel very complimented by that later, I think that this girl has found a way into that ice block we all fondly refer to as your heart."

"Hardly. I don't argue that I wouldn't mind hopping into bed with her. But it's been a long time, and, as I believe I've told you before, I'm just a man." Duncan ignored the obvious reference and the deliberate attempt to drive him off with words, after all, the ancient one had called him.

"At times you've gone centuries without indulging your 'appetites.' Don't tell me your willpower has so degraded that a few years is too much for you now."

"Three." It was said so softly MacLeod had to ask for a repeat. "It's been three years. Since Alexa." Duncan let that hang between them for a minute.

"So after you had this Grand Love with Alexa all you want from this girl is her body? Use 'em up, spit 'em out. That's what mortals are all about, eh?" Duncan carefully nudged into the tender spots of Methos' psyche. He would know in a second whether he had been right about the oldest man in the world. Methos' voice took on the tone of finely sharpened steel,

"Unless you want me to fulfill the threat I made, NEVER think what you just thought...are we clear?" Duncan jumped in immediately,

"EXACTLY! You wouldn't threaten me for just ANY girl would you? Think about it. Methos? Methos?"

Methos closed his eyes. He had just practically challenged his best friend over the child in his bed. Child? Was that really what she was to him? Was someone who had survived the brutality and neglect that she had truly a child anymore? And if she lost that mantra in his eyes who was she to him? A girl with a perfect knowledge of everything from Marlowe to wine tasting? A girl who cared about him and his feelings though she hardly knew him and owed him nothing? A girl who made him laugh simply with her own laughter? A girl he wanted to pull into his arms and protect from the nightmares stalking her past and present? A girl he had fallen in love with while he wasn't paying attention?

"Methos? Hello?"

"I'm here Mac. It was good talking to you."

"Methos, wait, I-"

"I won't wait so long between now and my next call, talk to you then." He hung up on the spluttering Scot.

Methos set to straightening the sofa and was almost done when he heard a soft groan emanate from the other room. He went into the kitchen to grab some things and continued onto the bedroom. Once there he gently sat Arica up and handed her the water glass and some pain pills. She swallowed gratefully and he lowered her back down against the pillow. He recovered her with the blanket and walked into the kitchen to brew some coffee.

When the pot was full Methos took his time pouring a cup for both of them and headed back to where she lay. The aroma hit her and she smiled. Sitting up she slowly took the warm mug into her own fingers.

"Mmm," she intoned after a sip, "Where'd you learn to make coffee like this?"

"South America," he kept his voice low.

"I bet it was the monks in those coffee commercials who taught you too." They were silent for a bit, enjoying their perspective drinks. "I have to go rescue the neighbors form Pendragon, he's probably wreaked havoc with hearth and home by now." She laughed at Methos' confused expression. "My English Sheep dog."

"The one Andrew gave you?"

"Geez, did I tell you I wanted to start a hamster farm when I was eleven, too? Just tell me there was no dancing naked on any tables, Joe'd probably have to take back the open-ended hospitality offer."

"I managed to keep you clothed and you must have forgotten about the hamster farm." She giggled.

"I didn't keep you up did I?" He looked tired. "Kennedy and I roomed together one year, she said I talked rather loudly in my sleep."

"Nightmares?" She looked down at her coffee cup and nodded. "Not a sound all night, you could have climbed out the window for all I knew."

"Thanks for watching out for me." She didn't smile.

"It wasn't a problem." He paused. "Do you need a ride?" She grimaced and briefly wondered if she could cause this man any more of an inconvenience. She nodded.

---

Arica jogged next to the dog that was about three-fourths her size. He had knocked her over when she came to get him. It had taken her several minutes to calm him down and convince him her face was wet enough. She didn't mind. It was like she'd had enough loyal friends in her life that she could afford to take one for granted. Besides, Pendragon had been her very favorite gift from her father. Even more so than the thoroughbred he had given her upon winning the local dressage competition in her level. She and the dog both slowed as they neared a street corner. She knelt down and ruffled his fur, holding the big head between her hands.

"Hey Dragon. I missed you, boy." she leaned her head up against his. "Why can't humans be as simple to understand as dogs, huh?" She stared balefully and Pendragon let out a whimper of sympathy. She smiled. "Who the hell is Simon?" She asked the animal once again, "More importantly, what do I want from him?" The light changed and they resumed their walk. One things was for sure, she was quite sure if he proposed a union of the flesh she wasn't refusing. "Great Ar, just what you need in your life right now, a completely physical relationship." But would it be? She almost groaned. It would help if she knew something about the man. She silently catalogued what she did know about him. He worked for the cold squad division of the Vancouver PD, she could still hear the words on his lips....He had a mind like a library. He had good taste in beer. He had cleaned up after she had gotten sick and not said a single thing to her this morning about the incident last night, instead choosing to help her rid herself of a hangover and get home. It wasn't much all told. And yet this morning, upon waking up, she had felt a security she hadn't felt since....her father's death. The mere seconds in which her fingers had brushed his taking the coffee cup had been something she couldn't describe, she had never felt it before-

The thought was cut short as Pendragon barked wildly. She saw the black BMW going too fast for the residential road. Something in her subconscious had her running even before the handgun hanging out the window registered in her mind. The shots were unbelievably loud, battlefield explosions in her ears. Time seemed to creep by way too slowly as she grabbed and hurled both of them into the nearest alley, tucking both her and the dog behind a large dumpster. Seconds later she could hear no car and she chanced a look around the bin. Then she heard it. The sound of the car returning. Shaking, she got to her feet. Pendragon barked at her and ran ahead. She almost cried, he was trying to protect her.

"Come here boy, come here." Falling into a run, she at once noticed the pain. Her leg was warm and wet but she forced herself not to look at it, too afraid of fainting with her attacker in pursuit. Telling him to come with her she headed towards the other side of the block. Thanking every god whose name she could recall for the taxi there, she slipped in and directed the driver to Simon's branch of the VPD.

---

"Simon?" Methos didn't even bother to respond to Eddie, if the kid wanted to say something, it would be said. "Um, that girl from the renfest is here with her dog asking for you." Methos had been out of his seat after the words "girl from the renfest." Trying to sound nonchalant he said,

"She in the waiting area?"

"Yeah..." Eddie didn't bother to disguise the curiosity in his voice and Methos didn't bother to assuage it as he passed the young inspector. Something was wrong. Nevermind the fact that she had brought the dog with her, which was odd in and of itself, she would have called first if she was just dropping by to chat. He forced himself to walk to the waiting area.

The first thing he saw was the blood staining her jeans. Taking a deep breath he sat down beside her and said softly,

"Arica?" She looked up from the dog.

"Oh," her smile was wobbly at best, "Sorry, wasn't paying attention."

"What happened? Are you all right?"

"Drive-by shooting, we were the only ones on the street. I'm fine, it's superficial...the bleeding has stopped." Methos assumed it was the dog she was including in the "we." He sat in silent wonder of her strength and clarity of mind, trying to assess her injury like it belonged to someone else. She had to be in a considerable amount of pain by this time.

"We should get you to a hospital, you can tell me more on the way."

"Right, look, Simon...I'm really sorry about this, I mean, first the incident at the bar and now I come to you bleeding..." She stopped to breathe. Methos was silent for a bit, dumbstruck that she was apologizing. If she had come in hysterical he would not have been surprised. While some of the calm was definitely shock, another part of it was inner strength such as he had rarely encountered in five thousand years. What's more, as he was somewhat dismayed to discover, Methos was glad that it was him she had run to. Pay attention Methos, that wound needs to be cleaned out and you need some answers so that the bullet doesn't do it's intended job next time around. He took a deep breath and spoke,

"Excuse me if I find it a bit illogical that you are apologizing to me for being shot at, did you hire the shooters?" That got a small, but nonetheless real laugh. "C'mon, if you tell me where you live, I can drop the dog off at your place while you are being sewn up and then we can go to dinner and you can fill in details for me. I promise to stop the alcohol intake before we have a full bottle cap collection this time, deal?" She giggled.

"It seems to me I give some of the best details while working on my bottle cap collection, you wouldn't want to put limits on a girl's talent would you?" Methos shook his head and sighed,

"Heaven forbid..." he said and helped her to her feet.

---

By the time Methos got back from dropping Pendragon off at the house Arica was self self-proclaimedly "good as new." He took it as a good sign that she was once again focusing on him when she talked instead of the wall or some other fascinating object.

"So, where are you taking me?" Imp, he'd probably be paying by the end of the evening too. You knew you were going to be paying from the moment you asked her. Well, yes, but that didn't mean he had to admit it. It had been awhile since he had done the "gentleman" thing.

"Italian ok?" She nodded. "How's your leg?"

"I'm just offering up a prayer for the poor souls who lived before the modern age of chemical painkillers." Methos managed a pained smile, he hoped she never understood the truth of her words. The sun was setting outside her car window. It was making her hair almost translucent . It was flying everywhere and Methos wanted nothing more than to softly smooth it back with his fingers, and yet to disturb a strand seemed the ultimate form of sacrilege. If he had any decency left in him he would find this asshole who was after her, kill him and let her live her life. After all, she deserved someone who wouldn't let their cynicism overrule the love they held for her. Or who would call her "milady" with out flinching. Someone who wouldn't let her get drunk just so they could pry information that was none of their business in the first place from her. Someone who didn't pack danger in the two syllables of their true name. Someone who didn't see blood running through their fingers every morning upon waking. Do one thing right Methos, let her find someone who will make her insanely happy and never expect a thing in return. Just then she started whistling. He glanced over at her lips. He sighed, being that selfless would be too out of character, eh, old man?

"Am I bothering you?"

"No...." Methos' voice trailed off as he slowed the car. There was a road block in the middle of the bridge. "What the...? Stay here," he ordered as he got out of the car. His foot had barely made contact with the pavement when he felt the slight swirling nauseau and heady fuzziness of another immortal's approach. Fuck. The other immortal showed up in his line of vision. Methos was not terribly surprised to find the face familiar, even if only vaguely so. After 5000 years, the world got pretty DAAM small.

"Well, well, well, old one." Methos nearly winced at the hard German accent that filled his tones. "I was merely interested in the girl, but the addition of your quickening will hardly be a disappointment."

---

Arica watched in disbelief as Simon drew out a huge broadsword from seemingly nowhere. Images flashed through her mind, blood everywhere, a head disowned by its body.....

"Please not again, please no, please no..." She tried to pay attention to the dull throb in her leg, ignore the fight taking place just beyond the glass pane of the driver's side. Metal hitting metal made sharp, dissonant music and she wanted to scream to block out the sound. She was frozen, the muscles in her body refusing to respond to neural commands. She wanted to help desperately but observed the concentration warring with the tension in Simon's eyes; somewhere in her mind, intuition told her that distracting him would be the same as murder.

Five minutes in hell passed and she noted that whatever else, the two were equally matched. Cuts thrusts and parries flew frantically back and forth between the two combatants. Both were bleeding from countless cuts to the arms and upper torso. What happened then was so fast Arica wasn't sure if it had happened or was the product of her over anxious mind. The mystery attacker pulled out a small knife from an unidentified place on his body and shoved it into Simon's stomach, wrenching upwards. Arica couldn't stop the scream as it hurtled out into the night air.

---

Air was rushing past Methos, pounding through his ears, but the moment she screamed it became the only sound in the world. The pain from the knife wound was excruciating, Methos would have welcomed death for its healing properties, but he was well aware that succumbing to its lure now would mean there would be no more healing....ever. Arica...I'm so sorry, love. With that thought he used the last of his strength to push himself back against the wall of the bridge with enough force for his body to hurtle over into the rushing water below.

---

Arica watched Simon's body fall. In the back of her mind she knew there was something she should be paying attention to, something that presented a danger but she couldn't quite summon the will to care. As if from a great distance she heard harsh ugly curses. German, perhaps? A hysteric laugh almost escaped her as she wondered at her ability to pay attention to the language of the man who had just killed Simon. She looked up to see him advancing on the car. Desperately she fumbled with the lock on her side, but was unable to undo it before he was sitting beside her. She turned and attempted a kick to the groin area hoping to neutralize him long enough to run. He was far quicker though and stabbed the knife into the offending leg. Arica shrieked in pain and drew the leg into herself. He took advantage of her shock to draw the knife along her right arm. Arica bit her lip against the pain this time, refusing to give him the satisfaction of a vocal response. He laughed,

"We are going to have fun you and I, no, little girl?" With that he dig his fingers into the injured arm. Arica gasped and stiffened at the pain. He used the opening to stab the dagger into her stomach. He laughed again, "Just like your friend." Arica struggled to hold onto what she perceived as her last breath, but pain and blood loss overwhelmed her and she gave into the intensifying darkness.

---

The light was barely the soft orange-yellow indicating a new day when the body washed onto the riverbank. It lay there, mottled blue and sickly gray, on leg bowed out at an odd angle, for the better part of fifteen minutes. The gasp that came from the body as it lurched upwards in the throes of revitalization pain echoed through the early morning air. Once again breathing, the body shivered furiously from the aftereffects of the hypothermic state it had resided in for near to ten hours. Eyes that could observe once again surveyed the damage. Catching the odd bend to the lower left leg the face was spurred into the action of a slight grimace. The man, now fully able to control his motions, bent over to reset the fibula so that it could heal properly. The man waited for the bursts of black and white light to stop before attempting to stand on the thoroughly-healed leg.

He had only one thought, he had to get to Arica.

---

The body hung limply from the chains in the large, damp building. Ugly gashes were, for the most part, all healed over, just barely an angry pink velvet marring the skin. Those would soon be gone as well. The gasp that came as the eyes jerked open banged up against the old walls and back against the person who had released it to begin with, loud and harsh. Eyes slowly came into focus as the pain faded into the background and searched the surroundings, disoriented.

"I was dead." It wasn't a question it was a statement of fact, an announcement made to the rats scurrying underneath. After thinking about her own words, she heard her breath coming faster. She spoke out loud to herself again., "Stay calm, I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I don't think panic is a good option right now." Slowly, she tried to remember exactly what had happened. She didn't get very far. The picture of a tall, ghostly white figure slamming up and over the side of the bridge, bleeding profusely froze in her mind. She felt nauseau boil up in her intestines and a strong pressure between her temples and was worried she would get sick hanging there. It was over a minute later and she looked up to see the man who had, killed her the other night. Well, she thought he had killed her....now she didn't even notice any scars. Her arms and leg, which should have been intensely painful, seemed not to bother her at all.

"What is going on here?" She decided at the moment caution was about the last thing she was going to practice. "You kill me, or something like that, AND my friend, you bring me to this SHITHOLE...who the FUCK are you? And while we're discussing why don't you tell me what you want." Arica was happy that she sounded decidedly more brave than she felt. She cursed under her breath as the chain rattled in response to her shaking.

"I did kill you, child, rest assured." Arica wasn't positive she found that fact at all reassuring. "You are mine now, to do with as I please." Arica was sure she didn't like that sentiment.

"I see you are delusional as well." She was beginning to be inordinately proud of the fact that she had maintained coherency throughout this discussion. She wasn't particularly shocked, either, by the fist that sent her head violently against the wall breaking the jaw at the same time. Holding her head to the side she waited for the buzzing to stop and slowly turned back around to face him. She fixed him with her best "oh lord are you going to regret that" glare. Unfortunately, they both knew it was an idle threat.

The man shrugged and pulled out a gun.

"I see," he echoed her words of a minute ago, "that I will have to train you rather thoroughly." With that Arica jumped at the loud noise that released itself upon the cavernous room. Something hit her pelvic bone with immense force, driving her against the cement wall. It took a minute for the pain to register and she let out a sharp cry, then bit her lip to deny any others release. Not a minute later she felt a second bullet hit and her and rip into her lungs. Coughing up blood, her body opened the door and let death take a seat.

---

It had taken Methos two hours to reach the dojo but taking a taxi, or some other form of public transportation, with his clothes shredded and smelling of river sewage, was not particularly an option. He had used those two hours to allow his near-perfect memory, a trademark of immortality, do it's work. He now knew precisely where he had seen the bastard from last night before.

Irish Monastery, 1353

Methos breathed a sigh of relief. Finally he could take some time off. His last sword lay at the bottom of the Thames, as did his last assailant (although not for long). But here, far from cities and people, he could rest without fear of immortals. Even if they did come, he was safe as a monk on holy ground. He had only been at the monastery a week, but had seen no trace of an immortal and already he felt isolated and safe enough, that he volunteered to make trips to the village to purchase food, cloths, herbs, etc. "Too bad the weather couldn't improve." Methos said to himself cheerily (as cheerily as he ever got, anyway). The storm couldn't be helped, he decided, as he nudged the old mare he was riding on forwards down the muddy trail. His next sensation made him fall off his horse. They were here. Two! He could feel two! Despite his first instinct to jump on the horse and gallop away, he had some curiosity. The sound of steel on steel told him the adversaries would not be bothering him for a while. Methos walked silently through the rain toward the clang of sword.

The first was a warrior, obviously Norse. He wore mail and carried a large sword of the type that were just becoming popular. The other immortal a monk! Or at least he wore a habit. The old-looking bearded man was dwarfed by the huge Viking. His blade was unlike anything Methos had ever seen, and he considered himself as having seen everything. It was reminiscent of some he had seen and used before he had ever come to Europe, but the way it flashed through the air faster than his eye could follow, the strange movements of its owner, these made the warrior in Methos wonder. A white dragon snarled in the monk's hands, it's tail a lethal razor steel that quickly opened rent after rent in the Viking's unarmored legs. Soon, the Norse warrior could stand no longer. Methos knew it was a good time to leave, but he rarely got to observe this sight third-person. He stared as the monk drew himself up, and with an impossibly light motion, drew the defeated Norseman's head from his shoulders. The fallen immortal's gift poured forth, the light blinding Methos. The old monk's body stiffened, his mouth something between a grimace and a smile. When it was over, his body fell limp to the ground. Yet, before Methos could turn and leave, the monk's head snapped up and stared straight at him.

"Shocking!" the old monk said.

As it turned out, Methos didn't have to give up his newfound home. In the in the following year, he and Brother William of Baskerville found each other excellent company. Brother William insisted that Methos address him by his real name, Tak Ne, since they were at least, bonded by a common homeland. Methos' first impression upon meeting the man was that Tak Ne was that he acted much younger than he looked. Tak Ne seemed to love life like a child. He also had an incredible ardor for knowledge and science, and taught to Methos many things that Methos had never felt to be worth knowing. Philosophies of far Eastern lands, the latest chemistries, and methods of healing; Methos never paid much attention to these things before, but now he lost himself in them. He could leave the Game behind and live more or less like everyone else. Finally he became quite comfortable with himself, and forgot everything having to do swordplay, war, and the science/art of removing heads from bodies.

That was when the killings started.

The first body turned up one gray cold morning. A young monk, poisoned to death. His forefinger and tongue stained a deep black. The poor brother had fallen right upon his book. No other evidence of foul play was found. Even the intellectual Tak Ne could not make heads or tails of it. The other monks, especially the younger ones, blanched in fear. One brother Adso, Tak Ne's pupil ran out when he saw the body. Methos, had seen plenty of deaths, and simply chalked the monk up to the great unexplained reaper. Until another body turned up. And another and another and another. Each one, slumped over their desks. Tongues and fingers gruesomely black and rotting.

Methos, for the first time in centuries, found himself bothered by death. "Tak Ne," he said to the monk one morning as they dragged another body off, "What possible purpose could this serve? I have seen mortals kill for wealth, for survival, for the enjoyment of watching an enemies' eyes as they died."

The other monk took some time to think before replying. "The poison is most unusual," he said in his strange accent. Brother Adso and I are working on a solution, but it remains yet to be seen."

"That little runt? What could he know?"

Tak Ne merely smiled at Methos' harsh tone. "The boy has potential. You will see."

Methos was not satisfied, and beginning to anger. "Cannot the Abbot do something? Can the monks not even care for their own? Their lives are at take here! I would fight this thing tooth and claw!"

"Fear is a strange thing, Methos. These monks are not like us, they are gentle. Fear does not instill caution and wisdom into them as it does you. They are shaken, but not stirred into action.

That last rotting body drove Methos too far. He decided, after parting with Tak Ne, that he would leave once and for all. He sat in his cell simply staring at the walls and thinking of his time here. For hours he reflected as he gathered the few things he wished to take. Death began to disgust him. The random waste of lives was not what he wanted to see. He firmed his resolve to go far away from here. Perhaps he would sail back to the East again. Still there were things that made him wish he could stay. Being in Ireland again was refreshing. It had been almost a millennia since he had been to this place but little had changed. Methos was used to change, but some constancy was nice. Ireland almost convinced him to believe in G-d, or at least some higher being. It was aesthetic perfection. Then there was the monk, Brother "William of Baskerville" so everyone called him. The first immortal he'd had contact with in a long time that didn't involve a blade. An Egyptian, Tak Ne at birth in 400 BC, he reminded Methos why the concept of being a monk was created. Methos folded the rest of his belongings into his bag and headed out to say goodbye to the man.

---

"I am glad you are getting out of here, friend." Tak Ne said as Methos intruded upon his meditation. Methos didn't bother to ask how he knew.

"Oh?"

"The killer is immortal."

"Impossible, I would have felt it."

"No, I didn't know until the other night. When Brother Michael was killed. His cell was next to mine. He is one of us. He would have challenged me but for the place. Some things in this place don't react well to Quickenings." He spread his hands in indication of the holy ground surrounding them.

"But why does he kill?" said Methos, "These monks must be as nothing to him, and certainly, they are no match!"

Tak Ne sighed. Although the death merely disturbed Methos, the other immortal was deeply grieving for his lost brethren. "Some of us, given a larger measure of life then most, feel theirs is the only one worth preserving. They see immortality as a License to Kill."

"Well, I'm not staying to find out how much my skills have deteriorated. I will go no, and you must go too! We shall find another abbey..."

Tak Ne shook his head. "No. I will fight him. He left his name and a future challenge should I step out of these walls. Beware an immortal named Klaus Niklaus, if I do not take his head. But I will not run. A man like this should be stopped. You don't expect me to cower, do you?"

"No, brother, I expect you to die!"

Tak Ne chuckled. "This is not your decision to make, though, is it?" Methos nodded grimly.

"If things were different, I would stay, help you with this."

"Would you?" Methos grimaced at the monk's insight into his character.

"Goodbye, my friend." With that, Methos left his friend to the abandoned meditation he had been pursuing prior to the visit.

---

Methos was no more than an hour off holy ground when he felt the buzz. He cursed fluently in a language so old scholars debated its very existence.

"I have no interest in fighting you." Methos prayed fervently the other immortal would respond in kind.

"Well you'd better develop one," the man called Klaus Niklaus replied. He then drew his sword. Methos turned to run even though he knew he didn't have a chance. But then, the buzz came to him. Tak Ne seemed to vault off his horse and land directly between Methos and his potential killer. Faster than the eye could follow, Tak Ne's curving dragon blade came out of his robes.

"Take the horse, Methos, and don't look back." Methos, bent on survival, did as he was told.

"Ah well," Klaus said jovially, "One's as good as the other. When I take the head from the last immortal I face, and the Prize is mine, it won't really matter."

"I AM the last one!" laughed Tak Ne, as their swords met in the staccato song of combat. That was the last Methos ever heard of Tak Ne.

An hour's worth of fighting later, Tak Ne stared into the flooded torrential stream that Klaus had thrown himself into to escape.

"There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the worst in a man," he sighed.

Present Day

Methos settled down into the chair at his desk and waited impatiently for the computer to warm up and respond to each command he typed. Methodically he tried each of the passwords he had stolen from the Watcher database in his Adam Pierson days. The fourth one worked and Methos sighed in relief as he accessed Niklaus' watcher's file. Jotting down the address where the watcher had currently seem him residing Methos commented sardonically,

"Well, well, original aren't we? Couldn't be leaving the 'clich1ed abandoned warehouse district' could we, now? Wouldn't want to betray tradition in that way." With that he ran out, flagged down the first available taxi and gave the driver an address just far away enough from where he was really headed.

---

Methos waited until the cab drove away to turn and walk briskly in the direction of the address he had found. It took him nearly twenty minutes to find that looked like every other deserted and darkened structure on the street. Methos hesitated for less than a second, fearing the stronger buzz of a newly made immortal in place of the soft, tingly one he had come to anticipate.

He stepped through the door. He decided the fact that there was only one buzz was a good thing. Unfortunately, he also recognized the buzz as a stronger version of the one with which he was so familiar. He looked up from shutting the door and saw a blur of a figure across the long room. He walked softly until she came into focus. Methos was glad he was not one for queasiness. Her body hung there like a grotesque version of a Raggedy-Ann doll. He spied the small dart protruding from her upper arm. He took the steps necessary to propel him across the room. Gently, he removed the tip of the dart and put it to his nose. No scent that he could determine, but he was fairly sure it hadn't been a pleasant way to die. He surveyed her ravaged clothing and the blood pooling on the floor and knew that he was going to kill the bastard for the past twelve hours if nothing else. Her Presence was slowly gaining strength as Methos dug in his pocket for his swiss army knife. He was distracted by her gasp of waking-pain. He discovered it was a sound he didn't much like. Forgetting all else for the moment he reached out to her face and gently ran long fingers over stark cheekbones and through thick hair.

"Simon?" The voice was confused. Relief washed over Arica's countenance, "Then I'm dead." Methos winced. "But...if I'm dead, why am I still here? Have I been dead this whole time? Is this Hell? No, I wouldn't get to see you in Hell..."

"Arica." He interrupted, recognizing signs of shock. he held her face in his hands, slowly stroking the temples, trying to focus her and calm her down all at once. "I promise, I'm going to explain everything, but I want to get you out of here, ok?" She nodded.

She was still nodding when a look of discomfort crossed her face and she tried to curl in on herself against the chains. Methos had forgotten the initial unpleasantness of the Buzz. He turned around to face the room's newest inhabitant.

"The young ones always exhibit such spirit, wouldn't you agree?" Methos held back a groan at the accompanying thought of Cassandra. Instead he shrugged, practiced nonchalance conveyed in his countenance, and pulled his sword from inside his coat. Niklaus laughed, "What makes you think you can win this time?"

Far too infuriated to even formulate a witty riposte, Methos sprang into action. The opposing immortal caught the Ivanhoe with ease and the fight erupted.

---

Arica tried desperately to follow this second fight in twenty-four hours, having no knowledge of sword-fighting. The German was bulkier and quite probably stronger than Simon. Even in the midst of the scene being played out before her, Arica couldn't help but admire the precision with which Simon yielded the large weapon. Now and then he would slash at the German's arms leaving thin red ribbons in the pale skin. She could have sworn he was handling himself better than the other evening. One look in his eyes told her why. The hazel orbs that she had seen laugh and gaze thoughtfully were the definition of focus. Narrowed to slits, they conveyed a controlled hatred and coldness acquired over time. The German finally landed a slash to Simon's left arm. He didn't even flinch. It was as if he were no longer the physical being fighting his opponent, but merely an avenging entity.

Minutes passed with no break in the choreography of the fight. Arica saw the strain of countless cuts inflicted in the German's eyes. Was Simon toying with him? Or could he not truly gain the advantage of being able to finish things?

---

Methos was tiring. As much damage as his opponent had taken, he was good, leaving no opening for the final move. Methos slashed again, this time at the upper chest. Niklaus parried and thrust towards him, he took the defensive for a bit, waiting.

It took some time, but Niklaus' slashes started going wide. Slowly, ever so slowly, an opening formed. With a suddenness that threw his enemy off balance, Methos once more sprang to the offensive. In a series of short, precise thrusts he impaled the larger man on the tip of his blade. Swiftly, he pulled it out. By rote the words spilled out of his mouth,

"There can be only one." With one fluid movement, another immortal tasted mortality.

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Arica worked to breath evenly, tamping down on the nausea she had felt at seeing the blades movement through he man's neck. Flashes of another decapitation assaulted her and things came together. Insight in the midst of mental chaos told her that this man had been the one to perpetrate that crime as well.

The realization hit her as the first lightning bolt coursed through Simon and she screamed his name. Bolt after bolt coursed virulent blue-white electricity through the chest, arms and legs. The electricity ran through the walls as well, popping and sizzling through long-rusted metal.

It could have been no longer than five minutes when silence once again filled the warehouse. Simon groaned and dragged himself to his feet. He trudged painfully across the room. Fishing the knife out, he picked the lock on the chains and lowered both of them carefully to the floor. He shrugged his arms out of his coat and wrapped her delicately in it.

"It's over." He managed to whisper.

"Maybe for you. I would like to know what the hell is going on. We are both dead, you just had an all out swordfight that culminated in a beheading and a fantastic, if somewhat localized, electric storm. And you don't seem to think any of this is the least bit unusual." He rocked her gently before responding.

"This is going to sound crazy." She let out a sarcastic bark of laughter. "We're immortals. We stay the physical age that we were at First Death, but live forever. The only way to die..." He spent awhile slowly explaining everything and answering any questions. Then came the ones he had hoped to avoid.

"Did my father know?" Methos nodded and affirmative as she squirmed around to see his face. "And you? Did you know?" Another nod, slower this time. "So I was just a project?" Her laugh had an edge to it, "A newest pet?" She raised an eyebrow in inquiry.

"Never." He looked straight at her, hazel eyes covered by a hard gold glint. "I am hardly the type to take on students, I haven't in over a millennia, and if I wanted your head you would be long dead. While your pre-immortal status may have made you stand out in the beginning, it was your courage and perseverance and sense of humor that made me stick around." Five thousand years and you still have a phobia of three words, fantastic Methos. With that thought he drew her into him and pressed warm lips to cold, quivering ones. The kiss was softly insistent at first. As he felt the tautened muscles in her arms relax and her body curve into his he deepened the embrace. Playfully, he ran his tongue against her top teeth, eliciting a small smile. At this, he pushed his tongue in to meld with her's and swore that the Quickening a short time ago had been a mere electric shock compared to what he felt with each meeting of warmth and passion. She moaned into his mouth and Methos was thankful he was sitting because he was positive there wasn't a muscle in his body that would respond to mental commands. In some distant corner of his mind he realized that tiny hands were pushing against his chest. With more will power than he had exerted in years he forced his mouth away from her's and said softly, dazedly,

"I'm sorry." He paused, "Are you ready to get out of here?" He couldn't meet her eyes.

"Whoa, you just committed arson on my entire body and that's all you have to say for yourself? We're going to have to work on your wooing abilities." Eyes widened and green infiltrated passion-glazed gold. She waited patiently for her comments to register.

"So," he said casually, "Do you have plans for this evening Miss Skyler?"

"Hmmm," she started, all the while shaking her head, "Let me check my..." she never got to the words 'social calendar,' her mouth was otherwise occupied.

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